It makes sense that Elvita is depressed. Her parents loved processed cheese and originally named her Velveeta. She changed her name to save her social life, but she still has scars. A hot goth queen, she’s pale as a blank piece of paper, and just about as skinny. Still, you might be tempted to pick up some cartoon dye and make your hair green while dashing on her funereally gorgeous dress. Make a cartoon avatar soon- and make it look happier than Elvita.

Tags: cartoon of the day, elvita

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