Watch Out, Hawaii
Today’s Cartoon of the Day is Derek. A croc wearing frat boy from Southern New Jersey, Derek has always dreamed of moving to Hawaii and making it big as a hula girl. If he had rhythm and were a girl, he might be able to actually do it. Even if Derek doesn’t achieve his dreams, at least he’ll look good with a lei, purple crocs, and headphones constantly blasting his patron saint, Jack Johnson. Derek will be saying “Aloha” soon, but nobody knows if it will mean hello or goodbye. Want to make your own cartoon frat boy? Then get started- we’ll bring the keg!
Tags: cartoon of the day, crocs, dreams, headphones, hula girl, jack johnson, keg, moving to hawaii, patron saint, rhythm, saint jack
